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Wow! An Indian-American Woman Won The Miss America Pageant

17 Tuesday Sep 2013

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Is this racism or freedom of speach or pure hate, guess what I am confused.

Wow! An Indian-American Woman Won The Miss America Pageant.

A Lot Of People Are Very Upset That An Indian-American Woman Won The Miss America Pageant, Now you guys should suck Indian Dicks….. lmfao :D

Sunday night Nina Davuluri, Miss New York wascrowned the winner the 2014 Miss America Pageant. She is the first contestant of Indian descent to be crowned Miss America

When her win was announced, Twitter immediately exploded with hateful tweets, with people calling her Arab. Can’t believe immigrant themselves calling another immigrant. I don’t what the fuck is that but surely it is the nation of rednecks or perhaps racists.

The Native Americans were the real American the rest just invaded their land.

miss amrika 2013

And the Arab wins Miss America. Classic.

How the fuck does a foreigner win miss America? She is a Arab! #idiots

Miss Arab wins Miss America and the score of the Seattle/SanFran game is 5-0 at the half? What is life?

And shock that an Indian American would win because “this is America.”

I swear I’m not racist but this is America.

Asian or indian are you kiddin this is america omg

Miss New York is an Indian.. With all do respect, this is America

Other people were offended that she was crownded Miss America so close to the anniversary of 9/11.

9/11 was 4 days ago and she gets miss America?

@ABC2020 nice slap in the face to the people of 9-11 how pathetic #missamerica

And joked about her having possible ties to a terrorist group like Al Qaeda.

Congratulations Al-Qaeda. Our Miss America is one of you.

Miss America is a terrorist. Whatever. It’s fine.

And some who were just outright racist.

Miss America is brought to by their sponsors PF Changs and 7-11.

Miss America, footlong buffalo chicken on whole wheat. Please and thank you.

One of the most heavily shared pictures of night was a four-panel image of Miss Kansas Theresa Vail.

“#MissKansas a real miss America “ @nateypoo14 this is why everyone is freaking out over #MissAmerica

With people claiming Theresa Vail is what a “real Miss America looks like.”

It’s ok Theresa Vail I still think you should’ve won.

Man our president nor our new Miss America isn’t even American I’m sorry but Miss Kansas I salute you your the real American #MissAmerica

Darn..I wish Miss Kansas would’ve won! Real American woman!!

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  • jessm37 and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:05:42z”>a few minutes ago
  • jessm37 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:05:36z”>a few minutes ago
  • sophieb18 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:04:54z”>a few minutes ago

  • jonathans20 
    a few minutes ago

    It’s just, these people are so sheleted that they think that just because somebody doesn’t look like them or talk like them, and because they are american, that the other person must therefore be “un-american”. But that’s not how it works. “American” doesn’t = white. It doesn’t = christian. It doesn’t = tattooed. It doesn’t = you.

  • sophies14 and thinks it’s FAIL , WTF & WIN  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:04:10z”>a few minutes ago
  • sixsixsix   and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:04:08z”>a few minutes ago
  • shawnal3   and thinks it’s TRASHY & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:04:05z”>a few minutes ago
  • Tigershark72005 and thinks it’s TRASHY & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:03:53z”>a few minutes ago
  • MoyJoy and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:03:32z”>a few minutes ago
  • bobbyb22 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:03:08z”>a few minutes ago
  • shannonigans   and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:02:35z”>a few minutes ago

  • racheldek 
    a few minutes ago

    OMG! Have all the Americans forgotten that America consists of immigrants from Europe? So, actually a white native Americans doesn’t excist! Native Americans are the ones who lived in America before the Europeans came there. Please, do your history homework. Isn’t America a melting pot? This is so pathetic! Give the winner a break. She won fairly! Oh, and should I mention that India is not an Arab country?

  • Jillian B. and thinks it’s TRASHY & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:01:44z”>a few minutes ago

  • jacquelinelaurenh 
    a few minutes ago

    Wow, this is depressing.

  • shaileys and thinks it’s LOL & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:01:23z”>a few minutes ago
  • SitaSky and thinks it’s TRASHY & FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t06:01:15z”>a few minutes ago

  • the1onewolf 
    a few minutes ago

    Take solace in knowing that most of these senseless comments are from high schoolers … oh wait no we’re all ****ed.

  • Jonah P. and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:59:56z”>a few minutes ago
  • charcola and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:59:36z”>a few minutes ago
  • JasKB   and thinks it’s TRASHY & FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:58:58z”>a few minutes ago
  • rrafatjah and thinks it’s EW  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:58:19z”>a few minutes ago
  • garrettk4   and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:57:24z”>a few minutes ago
  • marlenew4 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:57:03z”>a few minutes ago
  • emilye39 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:56:48z”>a few minutes ago

  • jessicaz13 
    a few minutes ago

    Nina was born in Syracuse, New York, therefore, she is an American. Do your research. This country is full of morons. And with all due respect to the military, I’m quite sick of all the hype surrounding Miss Kansas. She used her military status, tattoos, and archery skills as petty gimmicks, and that’s the only reason people like her. She did not stand out otherwise. Her talent was horrible, and I can attest to that as a classically-trained opera singer, and as an experienced pageant contestant. She picked up that aria as a last resort and I find that very insulting. All I got from her was “Hey, look at me, I’m in the military and have tattoos so I should be Miss America!” They gave her the most publicity, so that’s why people are brainwashed by her. No. Just no. There’s so much more involved in the pageant than what you see on TV.

  • stefaniblaires and thinks it’s OMG  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:55:33z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • CulturesCollide and thinks it’s FAIL & TRASHY  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:55:19z”>about 15 minutes ago

  • DrDischord 
    about 15 minutes ago

    Look, these are assholes. But there’s only 19 of them (not counting the dude who just seems like a fan of Vail)- they don’t matter. They are nothing. I am genuinely concerned that the energy people put into “calling out” trolls on the internet is sapping our ability to affect real change. This racism is a mosquito bite. The new voter id laws, stop-and-frisk, Arizona’s anti-immigrant laws: these are knife wounds. Get pissed off about that. Talk about that, not this piddly-ass troll shit.

  • brntwlsn and thinks it’s OLD  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:53:27z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • lybaz   and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:51:35z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • MyLissa and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:51:01z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • hanhsolop and thinks it’s TRASHY & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:50:51z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • VampQueen and thinks it’s TRASHY & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:50:50z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • ronlesterw and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:50:44z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • davidzainea and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:50:33z”>about 15 minutes ago

  • sohail 
    about 15 minutes ago

    All Real Americans please stand up :)

  • yogeshd 
    about 15 minutes ago

    “With *DO* respect!”

    1) Yes, some Americans could learn better spelling in what they call English.
    2) Glad to learn that the beautiful and the jerks aren’t geographical hallmarks of any one nation.
    3) The American whites themselves do not belong to the U.S.A, most of their ancestors landed there as immigrants, labourers, social rejects and aspirants from the other side of the Atlantic. More from other ethnicities are following suit, centuries later. Period.
    4) As an Indian, I’m only glad that Columbus landed in America. It’s divine providence that this gene pool didn’t colonise my nation twice over. We’re managing to do well with homegrown idiots. Thank you.
    5) Would I be absolved for making blanket observations about the general awareness of an average American? I’m more or less convinced! (Re-posting for my FB wall)

  • juliank5 
    about 15 minutes ago

    Cancer at its best.

  • sayleep and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:47:10z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • amberc16   and thinks it’s TRASHY & FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:46:46z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • voranouth   and thinks it’s WTF & FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:46:45z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • brandong19   and thinks it’s WTF , FAIL & EW  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:46:34z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • Mcsanchez90 and thinks it’s EW  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:46:20z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • kathyc14 and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:45:51z”>about 15 minutes ago
  • keziastephaniek and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:45:38z”>about a half hour ago
  • andream52   and thinks it’s TRASHY  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:45:30z”>about a half hour ago

  • Quixotic 
    about a half hour ago

    It’s not surprising that racist people are often willfully ignorant about other cultures and the various ethnic groups that live in America. If they really want a “pure” American to be Miss America, then they should support Native American contestants (or at least contestants who can verify that their families immigrated here a sufficiently long time ago. A hundred years? Two hundred years?). Most people in the U.S. are descended from immigrants. But sadly, I suspect that in most of these people’s minds, “American” means “white.” She could be second-generation German or Swedish, and most of those people probably wouldn’t care.

  • jonathanl34 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:45:16z”>about a half hour ago
  • andreawalrus   and thinks it’s EW  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:45:12z”>about a half hour ago

  • erm 
    about a half hour ago

    Didn’t mean to click win. Stupid hand…

  • jasminef2    <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:44:33z”>about a half hour ago
  • erm and thinks it’s FAIL & WIN  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:44:28z”>about a half hour ago

  • Brian H. 
    about a half hour ago

    There’s a whole lot of #facepalms there. If I eyeroll to all of those my eyes will get stuck.

  • mamacas and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:44:01z”>about a half hour ago
  • lupep2 and thinks it’s WTF & FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:43:59z”>about a half hour ago

  • annetteb10 
    about a half hour ago

    Shouldn’t make fun of people with such low IQs!! They can’t help it if they are STOOPID!!! And there is NO cure for STOOPID!!

  • joannaj2 and thinks it’s WTF , TRASHY & FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:43:29z”>about a half hour ago
  • carolynrhead and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:42:43z”>about a half hour ago
  • Veeelayn1119 and thinks it’s OMG & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:42:17z”>about a half hour ago
  • Sherlocked   and thinks it’s TRASHY , FAIL & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:42:10z”>about a half hour ago

  • alexisg20 
    about a half hour ago

    I don’t know what’s worse… the Miss America pageant itself or those horrible responses. However, not surprising that a large group of ignorant people would be watching that show. The only thing the Miss America pageant teaches people is that you have to be physically perfect to be worth something. And now we’re going to say outright you must be white too? So sad.

  • cassieb22    <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:39:01z”>about a half hour ago
  • SEP and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:38:07z”>about a half hour ago
  • miriamd2    <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:36:54z”>about a half hour ago
  • Michael Rusch and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:35:11z”>about a half hour ago

  • Highwired 
    about a half hour ago

    I do recall that once upon a time, America was called the “Melting Pot.” What happened to acceptance of others? Give your tired, your weak, your huddled masses? That beautiful woman had nothing to do with 9/11! These women each win for different reasons. Grats Miss America. Still not going to watch in the future though. The pageants bore me to tears.

    • Veeelayn1119 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:42:15z”>about a half hour ago
    • Sherlocked   and thinks it’s TRASHY , FAIL & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:42:10z”>about a half hour ago

    • alexisg20 
      about a half hour ago

      I don’t know what’s worse… the Miss America pageant itself or those horrible responses. However, not surprising that a large group of ignorant people would be watching that show. The only thing the Miss America pageant teaches people is that you have to be physically perfect to be worth something. And now we’re going to say outright you must be white too? So sad.

    • cassieb22    <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:39:01z”>about a half hour ago
    • SEP and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:38:07z”>about a half hour ago
    • miriamd2    <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:36:54z”>about a half hour ago
    • Michael Rusch and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:35:11z”>about a half hour ago

    • Highwired 
      about a half hour ago

      I do recall that once upon a time, America was called the “Melting Pot.” What happened to acceptance of others? Give your tired, your weak, your huddled masses? That beautiful woman had nothing to do with 9/11! These women each win for different reasons. Grats Miss America. Still not going to watch in the future though. The pageants bore me to tears.

    • Alexdotjames and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:34:51z”>about a half hour ago
    • alicen2 and thinks it’s TRASHY , FAIL & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:34:50z”>about a half hour ago

    • bboops23 
      about a half hour ago

      After reading all this I almost have the urge to compete in a state competition and try to become the first plus size Miss America. I bet people would go ape-shit crazy that a fat girl won Miss America. I’d love to get my viewpoints out there. Of course I’d probably be the most unorthodox Miss America ever as my talent would probably be something incredibly bizarre or different because I can’t sing, dance, or play an instrument so I’d probably have to settle on something much different.

    • sylgui 
      about a half hour ago

      People are the worst.

    • AvivaH   and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:33:29z”>about a half hour ago
    • IsabelCC and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:32:13z”>about a half hour ago
    • spadle93 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:31:52z”>about a half hour ago

    • fadawah 
      about a half hour ago

      Imagine what a Native American must feel when reading these comments.

    • hinatathekawaiimono and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:31:46z”>about a half hour ago
    • Madeline Roth    <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:30:54z”>about a half hour ago

    • virtamundo 
      about a half hour ago

      The ignorance (or just plain intolerance) of some Americans is astounding. Wish people would obtain a heart and a brain before opening their mouths. Good for her though!

    • Ken Lee 
      about a half hour ago

      With all DO respect, these people need AN lesson in grammar. Also, just because you preface your ignorant statement with, “I’m not racist” does not give you a free pass to be blatantly and disgustingly racist.

    • jpeller1 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:29:21z”>about a half hour ago
    • helenet2 and thinks it’s WIN  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:27:25z”>about an hour ago
    • jayayenenwhy   and thinks it’s FAIL & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:27:03z”>about an hour ago

    • ryang51 
      about an hour ago

      hmmm, after reading that I’m feeling tempted to finally get a twitter account just to troll these idiots…

    • yogeshd 
      about an hour ago

      “With *DO* respect!” 1) Yes, some Americans could learn better spelling in what they call English.
      2) Glad to learn that the beautiful and the jerks aren’t geographical hallmarks of any one nation.
      3) The American whites themselves do not belong to the U.S.A, most of their ancestors landed there as immigrants, labourers, social rejects and aspirants from the other side of atlantic. More from other ethnicities are following suit, centuries later. Period.
      4) As an Indian, I’m only glad that Columbus landed in America. It’s divine providence that this gene pool didn’t colonise my nation twice over. We’re managing to do well with homegrown idiots already. Thank you.
      5) Would I be absolved for making blanket observations about the general awareness of the average American? I’m more or less convinced!

      • Highwired 
        about a half hour ago

        Well said.

      • sohail 
        about a half hour ago

        Well said, except:
        #3: All non-Native Americans came over as illegal immigrants (i.e. not having permission to settle from the natives).
        #4: Columbus never set foot on mainland America. 🙂

      • yogeshd 
        about 15 minutes ago

        I stand corrected, Sohail! :) Guess they were illegal immigrants because they were social rejects- or of little use to their own society. As for #4, good he didn’t set foot anywhere close to the purported Indian mainland. :)

    • MateusJames and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:26:18z”>about an hour ago

    • JenniferTownshend 
      about an hour ago

      I hate people. This beautiful lady deserved to win. I am proud to have her as Miss America

    • Ken Lee   and thinks it’s TRASHY & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:24:41z”>about an hour ago
    • aprild10 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:24:13z”>about an hour ago
    • priyankaa and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:23:58z”>about an hour ago
    • kunalc and thinks it’s FAIL & WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:23:29z”>about an hour ago
    • ciararavenb and thinks it’s EW , FAIL & TRASHY  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:22:20z”>about an hour ago
    • kaylees3 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:21:56z”>about an hour ago

    • michaelp49 
      about an hour ago

      Moving right along …

    • miaz1967 
      about an hour ago

      Who watches that stupid shit anyways??? get a life

    • helenvidenovicd 
      about an hour ago

      LOL… Toooo funny! You cant do anything but laugh!!! Education is worth a Million. Those comments are poor! – Dumb, Dumb People

    • mikem147 
      about an hour ago

      People are a bunch of dip shits. America is a melting pot of all different races, cultures, and religions. To say that she is Arab and a terrorist and works at 7-11, and the woman who is a soldier with tattoos and hunts should have won because “that’s the definition of America” needs to reevaluate their dismal lives and their perspective of America. Why do people waste so much energy on hating someone that does not look like they do? I don’t get it. Life is too short to be a bigot.

    • Dawn Bowles 
      about an hour ago

      Exactly…like stated above: “since when are racists accurate?”

    • teresaj6 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:17:08z”>about an hour ago

    • miaz1967 
      about an hour ago

      my sympathies

    • miaz1967    <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:16:45z”>about an hour ago

    • anthonyspanishp 
      about an hour ago

      I’d say Twitter should put an IQ requirement in order for people to activate an account. Maybe even per tweet (think IQ puzzle style CAPTCHA) but this is way too damn entertaining!

    • marysamondsk 
      about an hour ago

      Miss North Carolina is a Lumbee, a Native American. She is brown, too. Can’t get much more American than her! So how do y’all “whites only” Americans like THEM crabapples!

    • heatherhoagie   and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:13:53z”>about an hour ago
    • lukasblathsonAGAIN    <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:13:32z”>about an hour ago

    • princessaurorad 
      about an hour ago

      GET THE FUCK OVER IT. All of you politically correct lunatics are just disgusting. so, people called her names. Does it directly affect you? NO. The problem with this country is we are so afraid of offending anyone that you PC lunatics want to still apologize for slavery. GET OVER IT. She’s pretty/she won. Let the naysayers bitch all they want. But shut the fuck up. Liberals.

      • Hannah F. 
        about an hour ago

        Because these attitudes don’t harm anyone? Dumbass.

      • garmbeli 
        about a half hour ago

        The naysayers have every right to be blithering racist morons, and everybody else with an IQ north of 85 has a right to tell them how utterly stupid they are. Free speech.

      • Ken Lee 
        about a half hour ago

        The PI lunatics need to stop acting like they are victims of some liberal plot to overthrow their Red, WHITE, and blue nation. Imagine the little AMERICAN girl whose skin is brown and whose parents speak Hindi or some regional Indian dialect and go to Temple. She is seeing and hearing people tell someone who looks just like her that she is not a real American. These types of things are called out by the “PC Liberals”, not because of political correctness, but because these statements are inhuman. This whole “Political Correctness is ruining our country” is a total myth, drummed up by FoxNews and other conservative sources to get their consumers to beat their chests and blindly buy their shitty camouflage products and McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets. This post was not about calling someone an “Indian-American” or “American-Indian”, or “American of Indian Descent.” It was about racist attitudes, WHICH SHOULD NEVER BE TOLERATED IN ANY FORM in this nation founded and shaped by immigrants and their children.

      • MrCtheAmazing 
        about a half hour ago

        So it’s more disgusting to call people out for blatant, racist, xenophobic attitudes than it is to spew those attitudes like verbal diarrhea? These people are a lot more than ‘naysayers.’

    • tracym7 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:12:37z”>about an hour ago
    • letiag and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:12:25z”>about an hour ago

    • maril5 
      about an hour ago

      I live in freaking europe and even I know native americans are the “real” americans. they are not blond bimbos who love to shoot bambi’s mother for their entertainment.

    • tanak 
      about an hour ago

      Yeah, pick Miss Kansas… the Aryan ideal for Miss America. Way to show you’re not racist, you fucking pigs. Hope the next President is Indian, just to see your twisted little porcine faces on racist Vines, decrying the loss of hegemony your shrinking little universe has.

    • mdclavette and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:11:00z”>about an hour ago
    • anaeugeniam and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:10:22z”>about an hour ago

    • hashimrh 
      about an hour ago

      White people are so burdened by the forced realization that they aren’t the only true representatives of America.

    • lorrainet3 and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:09:51z”>about an hour ago
    • criso321   and thinks it’s FAIL , WTF & TRASHY  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:09:12z”>about an hour ago
    • oliviam6   and thinks it’s WTF & EW  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:08:57z”>about an hour ago

    • maraj 
      about an hour ago

      Idiots! Every single last one of them. And they left proof of their stupidity by publicly announcing how ignorant and backwards they are to the world by posting it on Twitter. It’s people like these, that make the rest of the world think we’re morons.

    • maxw3 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:05:38z”>about an hour ago
    • joeyi and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:05:32z”>about an hour ago
    • tanak and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:05:19z”>about an hour ago
    • munger and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:04:59z”>about an hour ago
    • claudetteg2 and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:04:43z”>about an hour ago
    • JustMoi and thinks it’s FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:04:09z”>about an hour ago

    • aaronjp2 
      about an hour ago

      Get over it, she is the essence of what America is. The beauty of our society, is that it’s so diverse, and doesn’t have a “face”. She is Miss America, she is beautiful, and won rightfully so. It’s awesome that she won, because it couldn’t have happened 25-30 years ago. America is awesome, and she is proof of that statement!

    • rosannaw3   and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:03:05z”>about an hour ago
    • susanpg   and thinks it’s WTF & EW  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:03:01z”>about an hour ago
    • cassianvu and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:03:01z”>about an hour ago
    • celsopinj and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:02:56z”>about an hour ago
    • andrem2 and thinks it’s WTF , TRASHY & FAIL  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:02:45z”>about an hour ago
    • dhas and thinks it’s WTF  <time  datetime=”2013-09-16t05:02:35z”>about an hour ago

    • ericbigmooseb 
      about an hour ago

      And they wonder why people hate backward ass Hillbillies like this. Very sad this women is lovely

 

9 Times US and Partners Used Chemical Weapons and WMDs and got away with it

01 Sunday Sep 2013

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9 Times US and Partners Used Chemical Weapons and WMDs and got away with it.

 

9 times US and partners used chemical weapons and WMDs —and got away with it

 

“International law” only applied to enemies of imperialism

There has been no evidence presented that the Syrian government is responsible for the chemical attack that took the lives of hundreds of civilians. But the U.S. government and Britain claim that their allegations alone give them the moral authority to launch military action, in direct violation of international law. What they leave out is the long history of the U.S. government and its partners using chemical weapons and other weapons of mass destruction—and getting away with it. Here are nine examples:

#1: World War I, 1914-1918

Modern chemical weapons were first used on a mass scale during World War I, when the imperialist powers of the world sent their soldiers to kill and die in clouds of mustard gas and phosgene to re-divide the world amongst themselves. Germany was the first to use this deadly new weapon, but all sides of the inter-imperialist war joined in. Gas attacks killed 90,000 soldiers and civilians, while being linked to another 1.2 million casualties. Over 10 percent of all chemists in the United States were involved in the production of chemical weapons during the war, and the government ordered 3,000 tons of its own homegrown type of gas.

#2: Britain in Mesopotamia in 1920

Facing a heroic uprising staged by the people of Iraq, British colonial authorities authorized the use of chemical weapons against civilian populations, arguing in their “Manual of Military Law” that “the rules of International Law… do not apply in wars with uncivilized States and tribes”. Winston Churchill, then the civilian head of the British air force, stated that he was “strongly in favor of using poisoned gas against uncivilized tribes,” which he argued, “would spread a lively terror.”

#3: The nuclear bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945

In one of the most infamous crimes against humanity, the U.S. government dropped atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945 even though top military and political leaders knew that the war was effectively over. Approximately 180,000 people were killed immediately by the bombings, and hundreds of thousands died later of radiation poisoning in the first and only use of nuclear weapons in human history.

#4: Agent Orange in Vietnam, 1961-1971

Over the course of the Vietnam War the U.S. military dropped over 20 million gallons of a deadly chemical weapon called Agent Orange. This campaign killed or maimed 400,000 Vietnamese and led to 500,000 babies being born with debilitating birth defects, in addition to devastating the economic life of the Vietnamese countryside by destroying all plant life that the chemical contacted.

#5: Iran-Iraq War

During the 1980-1988 war between Iraq and Iran, the United States supported the Iraqi government led by Saddam Hussein against the post-Shah Iranian government. Secret documents that have recently been declassified show that the CIA was fully aware of Iraq’s brutal and illegal use of chemical weapons but still continued to provide intelligence and other forms of political and military support. Pictured is Hussein with Donald Rumsfeld, who personally managed the chemical weapons sales.

#6: Depleted uranium in Gulf War

In the 1991 and 2003 invasions of Iraq, the U.S. military used depleted uranium—a chemically toxic and radioactive waste product of nuclear energy—in armor-piercing munitions. The use of DU has been linked to higher radioactivity, cancer rates, and congenital malformations among Iraqi civilians and U.S. soldiers. The United Nations Environment Program (UNEP) estimated that the U.S. fired 1,000 to 2,000 metric tons of depleted uranium in 2003.

#7: White phosphorus in Fallujah, 2005

During the murderous assault on Fallujah in 2004, the U.S. military used white phosphorous chemical weapons as part of its campaign to level the Iraqi city, ultimately forcing 300,000 people to flee their homes. Although the Pentagon still officially denies that it used this brutal weapon, they are contradicted by countless eyewitnesses. One Marine who fought in the battle remembered, “I heard the order to pay attention because they were going to use white phosphorus on Fallujah… Phosphorus burns bodies, in fact it melts the flesh all the way down to the bone… I saw the burned bodies of women and children.”

#8: Israeli use of white phosphorous against people of Gaza, 2008-09

In its 2008-2009 massacre of hundreds of civilians in Gaza, Israel extensively used U.S.-made white phosphorous shells to terrorize densely populated areas – a form of collective punishment for daring to defy colonial aggression. Sabah Abu Halima, a Palestinian victim of an Israeli white phosphorous attack, recalled, “The fire was like lava, my family was burnt and their bodies turned to crisps.” Israel also has repeatedly used thousands of cluster bombs, which wreak enormous civilian damage.

#9 Military testing of radioactive chemicals in St. Louis communities, 1953-1954 and 1963-1965

The United States Military conducted top-secret experiments on the citizens of St. Louis, Missouri, for years, exposing them to radioactive compounds without their knowledge or consent. Approximately 10,000 residents of the Pruitt-Igoe public housing complex, primarily poor and Black, were exposed to the most chemicals. The Army told them they were testing harmless smoke screens, but in fact they were testing the chemical for potential use against the Soviet Union.

Sudan captures vulture with Nazi Israeli spying device

07 Friday Dec 2012

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A vulture flies away after being freed in the Negev Desert following an Israeli project during which 66 vultures were captured for monitoring, marking and ringing the vulture population in the desert. (File photo)

A vulture flies away after being freed in the Negev Desert following an Israeli project during which 66 vultures were captured for monitoring, marking and ringing the vulture population in the desert.

Sudan has captured a vulture with Israeli spying equipment attached to it in the western Darfur region, Sudanese media say.

The media reported on Thursday that Darfur authorities found an Israeli Park Services GPS chip attached to the bird. 

The vulture was on an espionage mission for the Tel Aviv regime, the media stated, adding that the bird had a leg band with labels that read in Hebrew, “Israel Nature Service” and “Hebrew University, Jerusalem.” 

The equipment fastened to the vulture was capable of taking photos and sending them back to Israel.

However, Israel’s National Parks Service has denied the reports and said that both the GPS chip and the device were used by ecologists to track migration. 

On October 24, Sudanese Minister of Information Ahmed Bilal Osman said four Israeli warplanes had attacked a weapons production factory in the Sudanese capital, Khartoum, killing at least two people. 

Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir said on October 26 that the “reckless behavior is a manifestation of Israel’s concerns and nervousness about the political and social upheavals in the region and about the progress in Sudan.” 

Sudan is not the only state reporting the capture of a bird with Israeli spying equipment attached to it. 

In 2011, Saudi media reported that authorities had captured a griffon vulture with Israeli spying equipment attached to one of its legs, and a “Tel Aviv University” label.

 

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Bloodlust In IsraHell: ‘Flatten Gaza, Send It Back To Middle Ages,They Need To Die!’

20 Tuesday Nov 2012

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 Bloodlust in IsraHell: ‘Flatten Gaza, send it back to Middle Ages, they need to die!’

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Israeli Interior Minister Eli Yishai.(AFP Photo / Menahem Kahana)

Israeli Interior Minister Eli Yishai.(AFP Photo / Menahem Kahana)

A new wave of hatred towards Palestine is sweeping through Israel from public figures to the man on the street. This hostility is in sharp contrast to efforts in Cairo, where Arab leaders and Western diplomats are trying to hammer out a peace plan.While Palestinian Liberation Organisation (PLO) official Nabil Sheath expressed hope Sunday night that negotiations would continue, very different noises were coming out of Israel.Interior Minister Eli Yishai said Operation Pillar of Defense would continue and likely be expanded, a reference to the possibility that a ground offensive has already been given the go-ahead.The war in Gaza “must be so painful and difficult that the terror groups will not think twice but a hundred times before they fire missiles against Israel again,” it was reported in The Israel National News.“Destroy and damage infrastructure, public buildings and government buildings. We must make sure that Hamas will be spending many years rebuilding Gaza, and not attacking Israel,” he continued.A few days ago he said, “The goal of the operation is to send Gaza back to the Middle Ages, only then will Israel be calm for the next 40 years.”His words were relatively mild compared to some of the comments that have been coming out of Israel in recent days.Journalist, Gild Sharon, the son of former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, in an editorial in the Jerusalem Post on Sunday called for Gaza to be flattened like the US flattened the Japanese city of Hiroshima in 1945 with an atomic bomb.“We need to flatten all of Gaza. The American’s didn’t stop with Hiroshima – the Japanese weren’t surrendering fast enough – so they hit Nagasaki too. There should be no electricity in Gaza, no gasoline or moving vehicles, nothing. Then they’d really call for a ceasefire,” ranted Sharon.

Gilad Sharon, son of the former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.(AFP Photo / Brian Hendler)
Gilad Sharon, son of the former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.(AFP Photo / Brian Hendler)

As the former Prime Minister’s son publicly urged the military to wipe Gaza off the map, a member of the Knesset and the National Unity Party, Michael Ben-Ari, called for Israeli soldiers to kill Gazans without thought or mercy.“There are no innocents in Gaza, don’t let any diplomats who want to look good in the world endanger your lives – mow them down!” it was reported on the Hakol HaYehudi website.He also told soldiers to ignore Goldstone; in reference to the UN commissioned Goldstone report on Israel’s 2008-2009 invasion of Gaza, which found evidence of war crimes and crimes against humanity.Israel Katz, the country’s transport minister, has called “for Gaza to be bombed so hard the population has to flee into Egypt.” While Avi Dichter, the minster of home front defense, has urged the IDF to “reformat” Gaza – to wipe it clean with bombs.Even religious leaders joined the fray, with a prominent Israeli rabbi, Yaakov Yosef, the son of former chief rabbi, Ovadia Yosef, in a sermon at the Cave of the Patriarchs in Hebron blessed IDF soldiers while urging them “to learn from the Syrians how to slaughter the enemy.”

Jewish Orthodox supporters carry their rabbi Yaakov Yosef after his release following questioning by the Israeli police in Jerusalem.(AFP Photo / Menahem Kahana)
Jewish Orthodox supporters carry their rabbi Yaakov Yosef after his release following questioning by the Israeli police in Jerusalem.(AFP Photo / Menahem Kahana)

The Syrian army has come under widespread international criticism for indiscriminately shelling and bombing whole civilian areas.Incitement to kill by Israeli rabbis is nothing new. In 2007 Eliyahu, chief rabbi of Safad, urged Israel to kill a million Palestinians to stop the rocket fire from Gaza.Regular Israeli citizens have also taken to the streets to almost gleefully express their racist hatred of the inhabitants of Gaza and other Arab states.A group of Israelis demonstrating in Tel Aviv on Thursday night shouted “They don’t deserve to live, they need to die”, “May your children die” and “Now we want to go back there [Gaza] and kick out all the Arabs”.While anti-war voices exist, they are in a minority and much of the population is firmly behind it.Journalist Patrick Cockburn observed during a visit to Israel during the 2008-2009 attack on Gaza the siege mentality of Israeli society.“Israeli society reminds me of the Unionists in Northern Ireland in the late 1960’s or the Lebanese Christians of the 1970’s. Like Israel, both were communities with a highly developed siege mentality, which led them always to see themselves as victims even when they were killing other people.”A spokesman for the Israeli Foreign Ministry, Paul Hirschon, vigorously defended Israeli’s actions to RT. When asked about the Interior Minister’s comments that “Gaza should be bombed into the middle ages” and this could mean destroying infrastructure, water supplies and therefore targeting an entire population, which amounts to a war crime, he replied, “That is absolutely not the case as to what is happening and I think you will agree with me that in 1,400 military strikes in the last week, with a tragic incident of 47 deaths, I think you’ll agree with me that the Israeli army is taking every possible step to avoid civilian casualties.” 

A Palestinian Hamas security member inspects the destroyed office building of Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniya in Gaza City on November 17, 2012.(AFP Photo / Mahmud Hams)
A Palestinian Hamas security member inspects the destroyed office building of Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniya in Gaza City on November 17, 2012.(AFP Photo / Mahmud Hams)

But Hamas is undaunted by the bombs. Osama Hamden, the director of Hamas’s international affairs, told the Al-Jadeed Satellite channel, “The Palestinians are not in a rush for a truce; we are accustomed to such attacks.”
Insults and threats between the two sides are traded as freely as the bombs and missiles. After the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) twitter warning that, “No Hamas operatives, whether low level or senior leaders, show their faces above ground in the days ahead.” 


The Alqassam Brigades, the military wing  of Hamas, hit back with, “Our blessed hands will reach your leaders and soldiers whereever you are (you opened the gates of hell on yourselves)”But there is a crucial difference between them. Hamas is a militant organization, which many in the world see as terrorist. Israel, however, is a civilized democracy and a rich developed nation and so the hyperbole and venom coming from the mouths of its leaders seems that much more shocking.

Did Israel Provoke Gaza Escalation to Test “Iron Dome”?

16 Friday Nov 2012

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Permission to Narrate: Did Israel Provoke Gaza Escalation to Test “Iron Dome”?

When the Israeli military extra-judicially assassinated the Popular Resistance Committee leader Zuhair Qaisi they provoked a barrage of rockets. I knew this would happen. They also knew very well that this would happen. Anyone looking at the numbers and the dynamics of violence in and out of Gaza would know this would happen. The Israelis claim that Qaisi was planning an attack through Sinai. Of course, they provide no evidence of this. We are just supposed to take them at their word. Reports also indicate that the Israelis were monitoring Qaisi’s every move for some time.

Qaisi’s predecessor was killed by an Israeli assassination last August in an Israeli strike which left 6 dead, including a 3 year old child. The Israelis claimed an attack that came from Sinai on Eilat had originated in Gaza. This seemed suspicious at the time. The Eilat attack was well coordinated and beyond what anyone estimated to be the operational capabilities of a small faction like the PRC. Sure enough, we later learned the IDF acknowledged that Egyptian Beduin perpetrated the attack.

It was easier and less politically costly for the Israelis to retaliate against Gaza since nobody seems to ask questions when Israelis kill Palestinians in Gaza – its become routine. Had they struck at Egypt however, they would have to calculate the unknown variable of a revolutionary Egypt’s reaction. Gaza was the more convenientplace to go for revenge. Israeli journalist Amira Hass noted at the time how no signs in Gaza pointed to local responsibility for the attacks.

 Let us grant for the sake of argument that Qaisi was planning an attack, the timing of the Israeli assassination was still elected and not forced since, as the Israelis admit, Qaisi was not an imminent threat.

This begs the question; Why would the Israeli government take an action which they know would immediately provoke a response putting more Israelis at risk than if they would not have. The Israelis claim to have had detailed intelligence to justify the assassination of Qaisi so wouldn’t it make more sense to use that information to defend Israeli interests without provoking a response that would bring a barrage of projectile file? Of course it would, but that is not the course of action the Israelis chose.

It seems as though they wanted to provoke a response. But why? Why would the Israeli government put Israelis at risk when this was entirely avoidably? (Of course, they ultimately put Palestinians at risk the most but the Israeli government has never been all too concerned about that anyway)

It may be because something happened on the way to AIPAC. While Netanyahu and his Israel Lobby friends have done a very good job of convincing members of Congress to support an Israeli strike on Iran, there is one audience that is significantly less convinced and less gung-ho; Israelis.

From a poll that was released immediately before the AIPAC conference (obviously intentional timing) we learned that the Israeli public and their Prime Minister are not on the same page. Shibley Telhami writes about the poll conducted with the Israeli Dahaf Institute at the end of February 2012:

Only 19 percent of Israelis polled expressed support for an attack without U.S. backing, according to a poll I conducted — fielded by Israel’s Dahaf Institute Feb. 22-26 — while 42 percent endorsed a strike only if there is at least U.S. support, and 32 percent opposed an attack regardless.

This does not appear to be because of Israeli worries about potential American punishment. In fact, Israelis remain confident the U.S. would support them, at least diplomatically (38 percent), or join the war on Israel’s behalf (27 percent) — even if Israel struck Iran without Washington’s approval. Only 15 percent expect reduced American support. What seems behind these attitudes is an assessment of the consequences of an Israeli attack.

A majority of Israelis polled, roughly 51 percent, said the war would last months (29 percent) or years (22 percent), while only 18 percent said it would last days. About as many Israelis, 44 percent, think that an Israeli strike would actually strengthen Iran’s government as think it would weaken it (45 percent).

Two-thirds of Israelis, meanwhile, believe Hezbollah would most likely join Iran in retaliation against Israel — even if Israel did not strike Hezbollah forces. An additional 27 percent believe Hezbollah would join only if attacked.

So here is Netanyahu, putting all his effort and focus toward saber rattling, and his public isn’t going along. Netanyahu would not likely carry out an attack that his public is against and Iran and the US know that electoral constraints would mean even the most belligerent rhetoric isn’t likely to be backed up with action if it will cost a leader his office. The greatest obstacle to Israeli public support for a unilateral Israeli strike on Iran is the belief that the consequences of the attack from Iran, Hezbollah and other factions like Islamic Jihad, would be too high a cost to bear.

What could the Israeli government do to change this perception? Well, a successful large scale live action test of the US funded Iron Dome would probably help, and assassinating a PRC militant would provoke the projectiles to trigger one.

As the ‘Iron Dome’ (which can also refer to Israel’s hard-headed policy toward Gaza) was put into use, Israeliright wing publications openly favoring belligerency toward Iran happily reported on the success of the system. Israeli publications that have been less hawkish on Iran took a different approach.

Haaretz’s Aluf Benn picks up on on how Netanyahu is “preparing Israeli public opinion for war on Iran” yet somehow fails to even mention Gaza in his piece, let alone ask the obvious question about whether shaping Israeli public opinion toward war could explain the inexplicable Israeli decision making behind provoking projectile fire from Gaza.

27 Palestinians have been killed in Gaza and 80 more injured from Israeli fire after the assassination of Qaisi.

Are these mere sacrificial guinea pigs for Netanyahu’s experiment?

Mourners in Gaza are not waiting for Haaretz to ask that question.

All That She Wants…. And She Don’t Care If It’s A Monkey

15 Thursday Dec 2011

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Hmmm, this post is all that she wants;

Not like the kind in the above picture though, as that monkey is or, and or has some kind of fruit smeared all over its face. She would want a  monkey like me.

Obviously having her own monkey would be fantastic for a whole host of reasons and as we are quite intelligent, yet unable to speak, we learn quickly through love, and care but not beatings while being learning.

Which one of you wish that your monkey should be fun like me….. :p

Disguised Monkey

English: Baby ginger monkey

If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said “Thats not a real monkey, it’s just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper”, I could say “I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey” and when they said “that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on”, my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. For the monkey. So he wouldn’t mind spending his life in a monkey suit.

Gambling Monkey

English: Dustin Hoffman at the Cannes Film Fes...

If I had a monkey, I would teach him to count cards like Dustin Hoffman in the movie Rainman and sneak my monkey into the casino. If anyone said “Hey a monkey, who’s monkey is that?” I would say “It’s not my monkey”.

Singing Monkey

Image created of Kylie Minogue during the Show...

If I had a monkey, I would teach it to sing Kylie Minogue songs. Then if Kylie passed out on stage again I would be able to save the day by having my monkey finish the concert for her. The concert promotors would probably give me free tickets and promotional gifts. Kylie would be so thankful that she might send me an autographed photo and I could sell it on ebay for fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. Not for the monkey, for me.

Paddling Monkey

English: Crab-eating Macaque (Macaca fascicula...

If I had a monkey, I would teach it how to use a paddle. The next time I went kayaking I would be able to relax and enjoy the scenery while my monkey navigated the river. Also, the last time I went kayaking I was listening to my ipod and I fell asleep and got sunburnt and the current took me way up the river before I awoke when the kayak hit a tree branch and I had to paddle all the way back. Having a paddling monkey would prevent this ever happening again so really it is a water-safety issue and should be encouraged.

Channel Changing Monkey

English: Saimiri sciureus. Français : Saimiri ...

If I had a monkey, I would teach it how to use all the entertainment equipment. I would save money on batteries for the remote controls by having my monkey change channels for me. With the money I saved on batteries I would buy drugs. I would share the drugs with the monkey while we watched Black Books and Stephen Chow movies together.

Hairdressing Monkey

English: Common Marmoset (Callithrix jacchus) ...

If I had a monkey, I would teach him how to do my hair – using the appropriate amount of product. I would then set the alarm for him to get up half an hour before I do and do my hair while I am still asleep. This would either give me more time in the morning or allow me to spend more time sleeping. I would just waste the extra half hour anyway so probably better to sleep but as I usually don’t rock up to work till ten thirty or so, I could try leaving earlier. This would give me more time to write about what I would do if I had a monkey.

Surveilance Monkey

Crab-eating macaque (Macaca fascicularis) in L...

If I had a monkey, I would teach it to track down people who annoy me by using their profile photo and google maps. Using earpieces to communicate, I would have my monkey conceal himself behind the person typing on facesook® and when that person wrote something stupid I would have my monkey run up and slap them on the back of the head really hard then make a quick escape. Having several monkeys would be more convenient but I don’t have time to train seven monkeys, what with having to do my own hair in the mornings.

5 Fun Things to do with a Monkey

Monkeys!

1. Constructing and flying box kites
2. eyetoy
3. Running down sand dunes
4. Playing Connect 4
5. Dressups

Web Monkey

English: Cercocebus atys lunulatus.

If I had a monkey, I would name it Brendon. I would shave the monkey and buy a yellow shirt for it and teach it to write inane posts on the Australian wall. Occasionally I would burn the monkey with a cigarette lighter but not to cause enough damage to detract it from it’s primary goal; impersonating a retard.

Sex with Monkeys

(De Brazza's Monkey) taken at the Los Angeles Zoo

If a woman had sex with a monkey, getting pregnant and giving birth, we would be able see what mans early ancestors really looked like and include actual photographs in scientific volumes dealing with Neanderthal man. Due to the mixing of species, it might not be possible to produce offspring or it might be more likely if a man had sex with a female monkey but this would be much less fun to watch. Due to father/mother percentage variations we would probably need about 50 women to do it to get an average. We could put the babies on an island with hidden cameras and see if they invent the wheel and discover fire. Call it Monkey Island and sell series rights. Another bonus would be enough actors to produce footage that would make the opening scenes from ‘2001 A Space Odyssey’ look like a primary school play. I would call mine Manky as it is a cross between man and monkey and I would teach him to love.

Ceramic Monkey

English: Simian statue at a Tokyo shrine. Phot...

If I had a monkey, I would name it Thomas and use it for scientific research. I would then publish my findings in a journal titled “Monkey Vs Electricity”. With the proceeds from the sale of this publication, I would buy a potters wheel and kiln and produce my own range of contemporary, modern living, statues of monkeys. I could make a cast of my dead monkey and use it to produce to-scale ceramic monkeys. I would design a sticker stating that part proceeds go to Greenpeace but would keep all the money for myself. With the money, I would buy drugs and spend my days stoned, listening to music and turning pots.

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Special Thank You and gratitute to;

1. rumpydog, 2. heartofbella, 3. Have A Dream ……, 4. dontchawannadream,  5. thespiderfarmmanager, 6. granbee, 7. Thoughts From A Jaded Heart, 8. Warrior Poet Wisdom, 9. Unwrittentruth’s Blog, 10. Taste of life by Sabi, 11. cuhome, 12. somkritya, 13. DAVID FRANCIS BARKER PAINTER AND POET, 14. VeehCirra, 15. The Curvy Spine, 16. WILL OF HEART, 17. maureenlermer, 18. sorealtonight, 19. CRYPT ART PHOTO 20. keltrustsnoone, 21. AdaLamar’s Blog, 20. The Happiness nest, 21. The Narcissist’s Blog, 22. bardessdmdenton, 23. Whimsical KT, 24. Jenchay, 25. ANGELSLIGHTWORLDWIDE,

 for nominating me for the Versatile Blog’s Award!


Thank you Rummpy! for nominating this award especially as I never had one and really made my day. I know that all the effort I am putting into this blog is being noticed.Versatile Blogger Award – I am not sure where it originated from or who started this chain reaction. It all starts with you being asked to share 7 things about yourself, if you are going to accept this award.Since a I find most of you encouraged me by appreciating and expressing your opinion and I would like to thank all of beautiful minds leaving comments on this site.
 
Here are the some official rules:
  • Thank the person who gave you the award and link back to them in your post.
  • Tell your readers seven (7) things about you.
  • Give this award to fifteen (15 +) recently discovered bloggers.
  • Contact those bloggers and let them in on the exciting news.

7 Things about me:
1.  I love good music (spicially world music) no matter in what language is. Yup, right now I am listening to Deep forest – The sound of Africaand having breakfast.
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2. I love BBQs, GYM, Martial Arts (Tai Kwon Do, Wing Chun) and travelling.
Wing Chun
Taekwondo is one of the oldest styles of marti...
3. Cheese cake? is for me and Starbucks cappuccino lover.
The Starbucks store at 1912 Pike Place. This i...
4. I am really disappointed because of riots in London my car was vandalized.
5. I don’t read as much as I should, I would like to. I surely read traffic signs 
when I drive because I don’t want miss the exit!
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6. I LOVE animals, birds and stroll on the beach.
7. I am terrible in shopping, my two teens assist me and proud to be single DAD.
Putting down for nomination;

Occupy Wall Street : a Global Perspective

23 Wednesday Nov 2011

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Liebster Blog’s Award

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Liebster Blog’s Award
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We all need a dose of Inspiration – It can be find in different aspects of Life and it is what this blog is about. Keep it in your mind and I would recommend a quick visit when you get a chance – there is inspiration for everybody depending on your tastes and likes. 

So Thank you very much for giving me The Liebster Blog Award and I was nominated by Vishitra from 1. Tiny Toes, 2. Rebbeca Dawn from THE WAY I AM, 3. Not Just A Mummy, 3. lscotthoughts from LSCOTT POETRY,  4. floriploiesteanu, 5. Reflection of a Buddhist Monk, 6. UponAtlas’ Blog, 7.  HEARTWINDS, 8. A Fairy Flying High, 9. wordsfallfrommyeyes 10. Goss Coaching, 

for the Liebster blog Award . I feel honored and blessed. This Award is given to bloggers who have less than 200 followers, all in the spirit of fostering new connections. 

Leibster is German & means ‘dearest’ or ‘beloved’ but it can also mean ‘favorite’ & the idea of the Leibster award is to bring attention to blogs with less than 200 followers and I decided that I should definitely write a post about it & pass the award on to 5 or more bloggers.

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The Rules are: 

  1. Show your thanks to the blogger who gave you the award by linking back to them.
  2. Reveal your top 5 picks for the award and let them know by leaving a comment on their blog.
  3. Post the award on your blog.
  4. Bask in the love from the most supportive people on the blogsphere – other bloggers.
  5. And, best of all – have fun and spread the karma.

The names below and the one in Blog Roll all worth more So here I will just go random pick give it to: 

vampireweather

heartofbella

rumpydog

Totsymae.com

Random Thoughts

fishin’ for chuckles

● Poems ‘n Stuff ●

Androgoth

Debbie Adams

The Accidental Cootchie Mama

BECOMING BITTER

Evoking the Deep

dontchawannadream

IT’s My Thoughts

jennygoth

tigergrove

The Laughing Housewife

Love is The Answer

Sparkle Me Zen

granbee

The Narcissist’s Blog

The Mad Hatters

Iamforchange’s Blog

Taste of life by Sabi

Eclipse Of The Moon

Thoughts From A Jaded Heart

Have A Dream ……

Lafemmeroar

Women Are From Mars

Virtuous and Beautiful

Eleonora B

Miss Demure Restraint

willowdot21

twopartswhimsicalonepartpeculiar

zendictive

 “If Music be the Food of Love, play on…”

zumpoems

Tinkerbelle

THE WAY I AM

Broken Sparkles

beYOUtiful 😉

DEEP EARTH ~

 AfroBlush

My Blog

Blackbird

AURORA MOREALIST

Reflection of a Buddhist Monk

F. H. Hakansson

This Single Life

Mysterious Artemis

love, whit

Hanna Wilbur’s

Welcome to the space of Dreams!

C. Dominique Gibson

Bottled Up Sentiments. .

Aaron Leaman

My Caravan of Dream

BREAK IT DOWN PETE

HeartWinds Photo Gallery ~ “Life is Beautiful”

iltana

fallenelegy

Dreamwalker’s Sanctuary

words i never said

Not Just A Mummy

Diary of an Angry Fat Woman

wordsfallfrommyeyes

A Fairy Flying High

Kana’s Notebook

arabian roses

Annalesca’s Blog

Mostly Bright Ideas

mindandbeyond

allaboutlemon

sparklebumpsthebookwhore

poeticjourney251

 thespiderfarmmanager

Nalaik Panda !

Marathon Sweetheart

МŶ ĂβŚŐĹÚŤĔ ĎŔĔĂМŚ

My Book of Stories

East Coast Insomnia

Zolemia’s Blog

enjoy my choice of music dedicated you all;

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