Party Til The Cows Come Home

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Singing On Birthday

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What do Cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Mooo, Happy Birthday to Mooo“

D And D

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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy: I was artificially inseminated this morning.

Dolly: I don’t believe you.

Daisy: It’s true, straight up, no bull!

Now She Thinks……….

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My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She’s been grazing in the field for too long,…

And now she thinks that she’s a horse.

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Decent Conversation

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Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!” “Hey”, the other cow replies…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”

Cute Bunch

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A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through countryside when she noticed some cows.

“What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked.
“Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied.
“Heard of what?”
“Herd of cows.”
“Of course I’ve heard of cows.”
“No, a cow herd.”
“What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”