What do Cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Mooo, Happy Birthday to Mooo“
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My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She’s been grazing in the field for too long,…
And now she thinks that she’s a horse.
- I’m thinking Mulan rather than Cinderella… (ask.metafilter.com)
- Lesson Eight – Going Back to Grazing (fatmare.wordpress.com)
- Rethink your thinking (pbwhite11.wordpress.com)
Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!” “Hey”, the other cow replies…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through countryside when she noticed some cows.
“What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked.
“Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied.
“Heard of what?”
“Herd of cows.”
“Of course I’ve heard of cows.”
“No, a cow herd.”
“What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”