Now She Thinks……….

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My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She’s been grazing in the field for too long,…

And now she thinks that she’s a horse.

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Jazzy Cows LOLzzz

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Q: What game do cows play at parties?

A: Moosical chairs.

Decent Conversation

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Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!” “Hey”, the other cow replies…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”