06 Sunday Nov 2011
A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ‘ Awa
ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn’
(Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back ‘I’m English, Speak English, I don’t understand you’.
The Scotsman man shouts back ‘Use both hands, you’ll get more in.
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Would that all nationalities, ethnic groups, and religious groups ONLY wish each other to “eat s**t!” Just think how much more benign and “enriching(ha!)” this would be. Loved this little chuckler!
Thanks, glad you find it funny 😉
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Tsk, tsk – as if we Scots would do such a thing to an Englishman ! 😉 😆
😉 lolzzzzzz
Ohhhh. Terrible and funny!
Got an email from a Scotsman, and used my blackberry to post it.
Still waiting for yours Tots…. 🙂
Waiting for my what?
Ah, no worries. If you don’t remember 😉
But you have to say, you brought it up.
It was about painting of a Scotsman, one wanted to do….. 😉
Ooooooohhhh…you want? LoL!!!
Yeh wanted to see the beauty…… 😉